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Red Flag "Vegas Guy"

Vegas Guy tells me he misses me what does he think I'm stupid.  He's in Vegas on New Year's Eve.  Who misses anyone in Vegas?  Total dubachery.  Vegas Guy.  Red Flag.  Good times.  Last time I was in Vegas I was with the Margarita Sisters, who adopted a bachelor party in our hotel room at the Paris Casino.  My nickname in Vegas was Coco Cuervo.  I lost my voice so I was doing shots of Cuervo and then was cold so I was drinking hot chocolate.  I saw Lenny Kravitz perform and represented so well  I missed my flight back to LA.  Good times:)  One of the Margarita Sisters got kicked out of the Hard Rock Cafe Casino.  She got MVP:)

Red Flag "Guys who don't know what a date is"

I was hanging out with a bunch of friends and this guy tells me we had our first date.   I had to remind him a date is when you ask a girl out on a date and go out.  A date is not when you see each other last call with a million of our friends, ask a girl to sleep with you and when she says no motor boat the bartender.   Guys who don't know what a proper date is.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Red Flag Families on X-mas"

Merry Christmas!  Thank you for joining my blog.  Holidays can be tough with your family.  I have Post Traumatic Syndrome from my family this Christmas.  I sat my family down why don't we spend the holidays with people we enjoy.  What a concept?  They just yelled.  They didn't get the memo that it is okay to spend holidays with people you enjoy.  Your family can be a red flag hang in there.  Good times:)  Best Wishes during the Holidays and the New Year:)

Red Flag "Kitchen Natzi"

This guy won't let me in his kitchen while he cooks.  Kitchen Natzi.  Red Flag.  Good times:)

Red Flag "Took My Dress Hostage"

When a guy takes your dress hostage.  Red Flag.  Colorado Guy put my dress in storage.  What is he going to do wear it this winter?  Apparently.  Took My Dress Hostage Guy.  Red Flag.  Good times.

Red Flag "GU...Geographical Undesirable"

GU's are Geographical Undesirables.  I live in LA and my ex/Italian/Swiss guy lives in Italy, Switzerland, and Monaco.  He's a GU.  Red Flag.  Long distance only works if you don't like the person once you care it goes downhill.  GU...Geographical Undesirables.  Red Flag.  Good times:)    

Red Flag "Angry Happy Hour Guy Crank Calls me"

Angry Happy Hour Guy crank calls me.  Doesn't he know about redial?  Angry Happy Hour Guy must of been dialing me out of his ass because then he called seven more times.  I never went to Happy Hour with him because he got Angry.  Happy Hour would of been Angry Hour.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

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I just did stand up comedy for our troops for the 113THX Medical Detachment it was fabulous! Let's hear it for our amazing troops it was such an honor to perform for our troops:)

Red Flag "Sketch Bugged his Phone"

I nicknamed this guy Sketch because he had a fear of crowds and was paranoid.  He bugged his house and then he bugged his phone.  Red Flag.  How can you be that uptight living in Hawaii?  I thought it would be funny to have sexy phone talk as a joke to my buddy Shittalker and then after tell Sketch I know you bugged your phone.  Sketch Bugged his Phone.  Red Flag.  Good times:)