Flappers Comedy Club

Good Times at Flappers Comedy Club Thank you Josh Snyder for having me on your show:)

World Famous Comedy Store

Victoria Cordova - Stand Up Comedy 3 of Clubs in Hollywood

Victoria Cordova-Stand Up Comedy at 3 of Clubs in Hollywood

Red Flag "Rocket Scientist"

I was dating this cute Rocket Scientist told his friend Todd he had sexy hair.  I was thinking that but I didn't say it out loud.  I was offended because he never told me I had sexy hair.  Todd and I have the same haircut:)  Rocket Scientist Red Flag.  Good Times:)

World Famous Comedy Store With Victoria Cordova (+playlist)

Red Flag"I'm Not Chinese"

This guy told me he couldn't date me because I wasn't Chinese.  I clearly wasn't Chinese on our first date.  I'm not turning Chinese anytime soon.  I like Chinese food but I didn't make the cut.  Guy, who only dates Chinese girls.  Red Flag.  Good times:)

Red Flag Bosses

My boss just told me if I couldn't commit to being on time he was going to fire me.  I told him do you want to fire me now?  I started laughing glad he did too.  Memo to all bosses "Five minutes late is not the end of the world unless you are saving lives

Victoria Cordova@World Famous Comedy Store

I'm really popular with half gay guys because I look like Cher, Lady Gaga & talk like Miley Cyrus; it's really cool:)  I lost out to a guy named Chuck, people:)  Good Times doing stand up comedy at the Comedy Store:)

Victoria Cordova@World Famous Comedy Store

Good Times at the Comedy Store with Victoria Cordova:)  Live, Love, & Laugh:)  One of my Italian friends said my only responsibility in life is to love...I would love to tell that to my student loan lender, Visa, Nordstrom, & Chevron bills, sorry I can't pay you, my only responsibility in life is to love:)

World Famous Comedy Store

Victoria Cordova Stand Up Comedy at the Comedy Store:)  Good Times:) 

Red Flag "Rocket Scientist Kinda Gay"

Happy New Year to everyone:)  I hope you are well.  I am finally on my blog my apologies.  I was tied up producing/AD on a feature film so it's been nuts.  Back to Red Flags:) I was trying to date someone, who actually lived in LA.  I met this cool Rocket Scientist at a film screening he builds rockets that go up to space which I thought was super cool and he seemed cool:)  I went to his work and saw all the spaceships it's like Star Wars:)  Things were going well until he told me he went hiking with this guy in Laguna Mountains on a Friday night, then they watched the sunset, had dinner and drinks together.  I'm thinking what are you guys on a date?  Sounds kinda gay because it is:)  Ignore Red Flags.  I go to his Rocket Space Party since they launched a new rocket and he's telling his friend Todd that he had sexy hair and he's super hot.  Red Flag.   I was offended because he never told me I had sexy hair.  At least he has good taste; Todd was hot and did have sexy hair.  I was thinking that but the Rocket Scientist is the one saying it out loud.  He tells me the bottle of champagne I gave him he drank with Todd in his car.  Red Flag.  We were supposed to drink the champagne.  After that I didn't care and he didn't care because he likes Todd.  I lost out to a guy named Todd.  I think I am popular with gay guys because I look like Cher, Lady Gaga, and talk like Miley Cyrus.  "Rocket Scientist" Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Ha Ha Comedy Club Show

Victoria Cordova stand up comedy at the Ha Ha Comedy Club:)  Thank you Jack and Nikki for having me on your show:)  Good Times:)

World Famous Comedy Store Show

Victoria Cordova Stand Up Comedy at the World Famous Comedy Store:)  Good times:)  Thank you Tammy Jo for having me on your show:)

"EX'S " Red Flags

Don't go out with an EX.  We X them out for a reason.   I also have to remember not to go in the international terminal to drop off one Italian boyfriend because than you run into your ex-Italian/Swiss boyfriend and then they all are on the same flight back to Italy.  I end up hanging out with my Ex, who tells me he's going to be faithful.  I reminded him you have a stripper pole in your living room.  Don't go out with an EX.  Red Flag.  Good times:)

Red Flag"Guy wants to make-out in a Dark Alley"

Dating in LA is a comedy.  I've been working so much my apologies I haven't had a chance to write in my blog.  This fun, cute guy asks me out to dinner which I had to work late so I told him I couldn't have dinner till 1 am.  I meet him at Jerry's Deli which I had to pay for and then after dinner he wanted to know what we should do.  I saw a bowling alley next door and said let's go bowling.  He wanted to go make-out in a dark alley.  I started laughing I thought he was joking but he was serious.  All I could think of was anyone else going to be there in the dark alley.  Am I that bad looking that we can't make out in a lighted alley?  I'm not a fan of dark alleys.  We just made out in my car and in front of his parent's house which I didn't know he lived with them.  I could see his parents peeking in the window down at us.  Guy wants to make-out in a Dark Alley.  Red Flag.  Good times:)

Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer Guy

I had coffee with hot Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer Guy.  He asked if we could date.  I told him are you emotionally stable because that's number one on my list and he said no.  Bummer.   Red Flag.  Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer Guy said he's crazy and I'm thinking is he good crazy or really crazy and we would have a lot of fun.  That is probably true.  I'm trying to avoid Red Flags so I told Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer Guy he would like my sister, who I nicknamed "Crazy Eyes Yells A Lot."  Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer Guy is a super hot Red Flag.  Good times:) 

Alternate to the 405 Freeway

Women In Film/TV Pre-Emmy Party

Women In Film/TV & Variety Magazine's Pre-Emmy Party.  Good Times:)

Kindergarten Guy

I went out with Kindergarten Guy we'll blame it on alcohol:)  Kindergarten Guy tells me I'm not relationship material because of my shoe size.  My shoe size is an 8 apparently he only dates 7's.  I like dating ten's:)  I told Kindergarten Guy let's be friends and he started yelling he didn't want to be my friend.  Kindergarten Guy.  Red Flag.