Red Flag "Bugged his House"

I was dating this guy I nicknamed Sketch because he would always get sketched out and paranoid.  Red Flag.  I thought I should be patient.  I ran out of patience when I found out he bugged his place.  Red Flag. I talked into the bugs/hidden camera I know you bugged your place not cool.  He didn't even try to deny it.  How can you be that uptight in Hawaii?  Red Flag.  Sketch/Bugged His House Guy.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

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Red Flag "It's Not a Date Guy"

It's Not A Date Guy asks me out for dinner but says it's not a date.  I told him I only date:)  It's Not a Date Guy.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Red Flag " I Only Date Japanese Girls Guy"

This guy told me he couldn't date me because I'm not Japanese.  He met me before I'm clearly not Japanese.  I'm not turning Japanese.  I didn't make the cut.  I Only Date Japanese Girls Guy.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

My Dad forgot to tell me I'm American Indian

I can't believe my Dad forgot to tell me I'm American Indian.  I'm really excited about my new Indian name Turquoise Long Feather Sleeps on Bar.  I'm really excited about opening up my new casino.  Everyone's invited and a DUI is a requirement:)  Good Times:)

My Dad forgot to tell me I'm American Indian.

I'm really excited about my new Indian name Turquoise Long Feather Sleeps on Bar:)  My brother's Indian names are One Night Stands.  My sister's Indian name is Crazy Eyes Yells Alot Owns 12 rifles. My Mom's Indian name is Eagle Eye and my Dad's Indian Name is Hawk Eye.  

Red Flag "Mom's Friend's Son"

When your Mom wants to set you up with her friend's son and she says he's got a great personality that's code for he's butt ugly.  My mom clearly doesn't care about my happiness she just wants grandchildren not happening with Chubaka:)  This guy looked like a cross between Chubaka, Cow, & Shit:)  The worst part about it he was no fun, bad B.O., & had two left feet wouldn't dance.  Mom's Friend's Son.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)