Red Flag "I had no Idea I had a boyfriend"

This guy Mike from Arizona calls me up and says we are starting to drift apart.  We broke up four years ago.  I had no idea I had a boyfriend.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Tonight Wed. Jan. 25th Comedy Show@Flappers Comedy Club

I'm performing stand up comedy at Flappers Comedy Club @ 8pm tonight Wed. Jan. 25th.  Come and laugh your head off:)  Red Flags.  Good Times:)

Red Flag "Hidden Camera in your shirt Guy"

When you need to put a hidden camera in your dress shirt pocket.  Red Flag.  Hidden Camera in your shirt Guy.  Red Flag.  Good times:)

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Red Flag "It's Such Bad Timing I'm Married Guy"

I met this funny cute Irish guy, who kept spilling his drink on me in the bar.  He tells me he would really like to take me home but it's such bad timing he's married.  Cute Irish Guy spills his drink on my friend and tells her he would really like to take her home but it's such bad timing he's married.  Married Guy.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Red Flag "Divorced Guy keeps asking me why I'm not Married"

This guy keeps asking me why aren't you married?  You don't want to be married?  Why aren't you married?  This guy should know why I'm not married he's divorced.  Divorced Guy, who keeps asking me why I'm not married.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Red Flag "The Guy Who Bought A Zoo & his Angry Monkey"

The Guy, who bought a Zoo owns a monkey.  His monkey stole and ate my ice-cream cone.  Red Flag.  His monkey got angry when he took my ice-cream cone away.  His Monkey almost ripped his face off.  The Guy, who bought a Zoo and his Angry Monkey.  Red Flag.  Good times:)