I had a really bad date with my ex-boyfriend. I wanted to go out and get drunk and make some bad decisions. Mission Accomplished. I was dancing to an awesome band alone on the dance floor. I met this hot guy, who I bought a drink for and then he hits on some other girl. Red Flag. I was dancing with other guys but reconnected with the hot guy over another glass of wine. The bar's closing and he invites me to a party except the party was in his bed. Red Flag. We are sitting on his bed and he pushes my head to his penis. Red Flag. I nicknamed hot guy "Penis Pusher". Penis Pusher pushes my head down to his lap. I tell him I know where your penis is I choose not to give you a blow job especially when you push my head down to your penis. Red Flag. I can't meet a guy and then just hook up unless I'm in a foreign country. Everyone should have sex in a foreign country. I pass out with Penis Pusher and wake up to the voice of his mother.
Penis Pusher he's still asking for a blow job. I tell him you're still not a gentleman. I had to get out of there asap I didn't want to meet Penis Pusher's mother. Penis Pusher. Red Flag.
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