Red Flag"I met the Guy who Bought a Zoo"

I met the guy, who bought a zoo.  His parrot landed on my head, his turtle peed on my foot, I saw a snake.  I hate snakes.  Red Flag.  He breeds pitbulls but they look like lions.  He has miniature sharks in a tank.  Why can't he own a goldfish?  The Guy, who has a Zoo in his house.  Red Flag.  Good times.