Monday, September 19, 2011

Red Flag "Broken Leg & Cancer Guy"

It's so sexy to go on dates with a neckbrace in LA.  My buddy shit talker set me up with his buddy, who has a broken leg and cancer.  He's dying but I have a fear of committment so I am in it for the long haul.  All 8 days.  I'm being a Red Flag:)

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Red Flag "Angry Neck brace Guy"

It's so sexy to go on dates with a neckbrace especially in LA.  My friend I nicknamed Dr. Tuesday he only works one day a week on Tuesday.  He sets me up with his buddy, who just got into a car wreck like myself.  I tell Dr. Tuesday don't set me up with anyone I'm wearing a neck brace.   Dr. Tuesday says even better so is his friend.  Neck Brace Guy and I are at Coffee Bean wearing matching neck braces and drinking our coffee out of a straw.  Good times.  Aren't we a pair?  Neck Brace Guy gets angry at the Coffee Bean Guy, who apparently put too much milk in his coffee and throws his coffee all over.  Red Flag.  I can't go out with Angry Neck Brace Guy.  Red Flag.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Red Flag "Open Relationship Guy"

Open Relationship Guy wanted to have an open relationship but then you wake up to him asking his friend in the kitchen if he knows of any good gay bars in Canada.  Red Flag.  That was not the open relationship I was talking about.  Good Times.  Open Relationship Guy.  Red Flag.

Convicted Felons.Com comedy film got into the Broad Humor Film Fetsival in Venice Beach inspired by Convicted Felon Red Flag Date

Friday, September 9, 2011

Victoria Cordova Stand Up Comedy Comedy Store

Red Flag"Fear of Crowds"

I went out on a date with a guy, who has a fear of crowds so we had to eat an empty restaurant that equals food poison.  Good times.  Guy with fear of crowds.  Red Flag.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Red Flag "Farter"

This guy takes me out for a drink and the whole time he's farting on me and texting his ex-girlfriend.  I'm drinking wine and he tells me I have bad breath...I tell him that's because I've been inhaling your farts jack ass.  Farter and texting his ex-girlfriend...Red Flag.  Good times:)