Red Flag "Blow Job Texter"

I just finished a stand up comedy audition.  I ran into this guy I nicknamed Blow Job Texter.  All he does is text me about when I am going to give him a blow job.  Red Flag.  He's not a gentleman.  I don't know why he thinks I want to give him a blow job.  We have never even hung out.  He got mad at me over text saying he was asking me a simple question.  Too bad Blow Job texter is not a mature gentleman because he's really cute.  I can't go out with Blow Job Texter.  Red Flag.   

Red Flag "After Hours Guy"

I was in New Orleans and I met this really cool guy from Arizona I nicknamed After Hours.  We only went out after hours.  After Hours would always ask me stupid questions.  Red Flag.  I don't know if After Hours asked stupid questions because it was After Hours or because he was stupid.  I was telling After Hours how much I love Lenny Kravitz's music.  After Hours asked me who would I rather sleep with him or Lenny Kravitz.  I'm thinking stupid question.  Duh, Lenny Kravitz.  After Hours gets all upset.  I tell After Hours he shouldn't ask questions that he doesn't want the answers too.  I tell After Hours I have to go to Europe.  After Hours asks me would I rather go to Europe or visit him in Arizona in August.  I'm thinking another stupid question.  Europe or Arizona in the summer.  Duh, Europe!  I can't have a summer boyfriend in Arizona.  It's so hot in Arizona you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.  After Hours Guy.  Red Flag.

Red Flag "Porn Me"

Cannes Film Festival 2009 screened in the Court Metrage.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Victoria Cordova

What happens when an injured porn star wants to take a sick day and there are no sick days in Porn?

Red Flag "Penis Pusher"

I had a really bad date with my ex-boyfriend.  I wanted to go out and get drunk and make some bad decisions.  Mission Accomplished.  I was dancing to an awesome band alone on the dance floor.  I met this hot guy, who I bought a drink for and then he hits on some other girl.  Red Flag.  I was dancing with other guys but reconnected with the hot guy over another glass of wine.  The bar's closing and he invites me to a party except the party was in his bed.  Red Flag.  We are sitting on his bed and he pushes my head to his penis.  Red Flag.  I nicknamed hot guy "Penis Pusher".  Penis Pusher pushes my head down to his lap.  I tell him I know where your penis is I choose not to give you a blow job especially when you push my head down to your penis.  Red Flag.  I can't meet a guy and then just hook up unless I'm in a foreign country.  Everyone should have sex in a foreign country.  I pass out with Penis Pusher and wake up to the voice of his mother.
Penis Pusher he's still asking for a blow job.  I tell him you're still not a gentleman.  I had to get out of there asap I didn't want to meet Penis Pusher's mother.  Penis Pusher.  Red Flag.