Red Flag "I had no Idea I had a boyfriend"

This guy Mike from Arizona calls me up and says we are starting to drift apart.  We broke up four years ago.  I had no idea I had a boyfriend.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Tonight Wed. Jan. 25th Comedy Show@Flappers Comedy Club

I'm performing stand up comedy at Flappers Comedy Club @ 8pm tonight Wed. Jan. 25th.  Come and laugh your head off:)  Red Flags.  Good Times:)

Red Flag "Hidden Camera in your shirt Guy"

When you need to put a hidden camera in your dress shirt pocket.  Red Flag.  Hidden Camera in your shirt Guy.  Red Flag.  Good times:)

Convictedfelons.Com Please watch my new comedy film called Convictedfelons.com it's online dating for convicted felons:)

Red Flag "It's Such Bad Timing I'm Married Guy"

I met this funny cute Irish guy, who kept spilling his drink on me in the bar.  He tells me he would really like to take me home but it's such bad timing he's married.  Cute Irish Guy spills his drink on my friend and tells her he would really like to take her home but it's such bad timing he's married.  Married Guy.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Red Flag "Divorced Guy keeps asking me why I'm not Married"

This guy keeps asking me why aren't you married?  You don't want to be married?  Why aren't you married?  This guy should know why I'm not married he's divorced.  Divorced Guy, who keeps asking me why I'm not married.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Red Flag "The Guy Who Bought A Zoo & his Angry Monkey"

The Guy, who bought a Zoo owns a monkey.  His monkey stole and ate my ice-cream cone.  Red Flag.  His monkey got angry when he took my ice-cream cone away.  His Monkey almost ripped his face off.  The Guy, who bought a Zoo and his Angry Monkey.  Red Flag.  Good times:)

Sunday Jan.8th@9pm my comedy Film Angry Yogi is Screening at Flappers New Media Film Festival

If you are free this Sunday Jan.8th@9pm and would like to attend my comedy film screening of Angry Yogi at Flappers New Media Film Festival at Flappers Comedy Club please mention my film so you can get in for free and laugh your pants off:)  Angry Yogi and four other films I wrote,directed, and produced screened at the Cannes Film Festival.  Check out my comedy films on www.funnyordie.com/cordova and vote funny:)

Red Flag"I met the Guy who Bought a Zoo"

I met the guy, who bought a zoo.  His parrot landed on my head, his turtle peed on my foot, I saw a snake.  I hate snakes.  Red Flag.  He breeds pitbulls but they look like lions.  He has miniature sharks in a tank.  Why can't he own a goldfish?  The Guy, who has a Zoo in his house.  Red Flag.  Good times. 

Victoria Cordova-Stand Up Comedy@Hollywood Hotel

Wednesday Night Stand Up Comedy Tribal Cafe Jan. 4th 8pm-11pm

Wacky Wednesday Comedy/Music Show at Tribal Cafe this Wed. Jan.4th 8pm-11pm.  Tribal Cafe is located at 1651 West Temple St, Echo Park...next to a weed shop:)  Come out to Tribal Cafe for music & comedy & laugh your pants off:)  Brody Stevens from the Hang Over Films, Adam Richmond, Rick Shapiro, fabulous comics.  Any comics or musicians reading this please come and do a set if you are free and would like to perform:)  You are all amazing:)  Happy New Year!