Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Red Flag"I'm Not Chinese"

This guy told me he couldn't date me because I wasn't Chinese.  I clearly wasn't Chinese on our first date.  I'm not turning Chinese anytime soon.  I like Chinese food but I didn't make the cut.  Guy, who only dates Chinese girls.  Red Flag.  Good times:)

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Red Flag Bosses

My boss just told me if I couldn't commit to being on time he was going to fire me.  I told him do you want to fire me now?  I started laughing glad he did too.  Memo to all bosses "Five minutes late is not the end of the world unless you are saving lives

Victoria Cordova@World Famous Comedy Store

I'm really popular with half gay guys because I look like Cher, Lady Gaga & talk like Miley Cyrus; it's really cool:)  I lost out to a guy named Chuck, people:)  Good Times doing stand up comedy at the Comedy Store:)

Victoria Cordova@World Famous Comedy Store

Good Times at the Comedy Store with Victoria Cordova:)  Live, Love, & Laugh:)  One of my Italian friends said my only responsibility in life is to love...I would love to tell that to my student loan lender, Visa, Nordstrom, & Chevron bills, sorry I can't pay you, my only responsibility in life is to love:)

World Famous Comedy Store

Victoria Cordova Stand Up Comedy at the Comedy Store:)  Good Times:) 

Red Flag "Rocket Scientist Kinda Gay"

Happy New Year to everyone:)  I hope you are well.  I am finally on my blog my apologies.  I was tied up producing/AD on a feature film so it's been nuts.  Back to Red Flags:) I was trying to date someone, who actually lived in LA.  I met this cool Rocket Scientist at a film screening he builds rockets that go up to space which I thought was super cool and he seemed cool:)  I went to his work and saw all the spaceships it's like Star Wars:)  Things were going well until he told me he went hiking with this guy in Laguna Mountains on a Friday night, then they watched the sunset, had dinner and drinks together.  I'm thinking what are you guys on a date?  Sounds kinda gay because it is:)  Ignore Red Flags.  I go to his Rocket Space Party since they launched a new rocket and he's telling his friend Todd that he had sexy hair and he's super hot.  Red Flag.   I was offended because he never told me I had sexy hair.  At least he has good taste; Todd was hot and did have sexy hair.  I was thinking that but the Rocket Scientist is the one saying it out loud.  He tells me the bottle of champagne I gave him he drank with Todd in his car.  Red Flag.  We were supposed to drink the champagne.  After that I didn't care and he didn't care because he likes Todd.  I lost out to a guy named Todd.  I think I am popular with gay guys because I look like Cher, Lady Gaga, and talk like Miley Cyrus.  "Rocket Scientist" Red Flag.  Good Times:)

Ha Ha Comedy Club Show

Victoria Cordova stand up comedy at the Ha Ha Comedy Club:)  Thank you Jack and Nikki for having me on your show:)  Good Times:)

World Famous Comedy Store Show

Victoria Cordova Stand Up Comedy at the World Famous Comedy Store:)  Good times:)  Thank you Tammy Jo for having me on your show:)