Friday, October 7, 2011

Red Flag "Cross Dresser Guy"

I met this cool guy at the Irish Film Festival and then he tells me he is a Cross Dresser.  Red Flag.  Irish Cross Dresser Guy tells me we are going to be dating.  He only wants to date me to wear my Diane von Furstenberg dresses.  I already lost one Diane von Furstenberg dress to the Bi-polar Ex-boyfriend, who put that dress in storage in Colorado apparently he wants to wear it this winter.  I know the dress is cashmere but that's half gay.  Irish Cross Dresser Guy got mad at me that I didn't want to date him.  Angry Irish Cross Dresser Guy.  Red Flag.

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