I met this cool guy at the Irish Film Festival and then he tells me he is a Cross Dresser. Red Flag. Irish Cross Dresser Guy tells me we are going to be dating. He only wants to date me to wear my Diane von Furstenberg dresses. I already lost one Diane von Furstenberg dress to the Bi-polar Ex-boyfriend, who put that dress in storage in Colorado apparently he wants to wear it this winter. I know the dress is cashmere but that's half gay. Irish Cross Dresser Guy got mad at me that I didn't want to date him. Angry Irish Cross Dresser Guy. Red Flag.