Red Flag "Too Close Spitter"

I was at the Director's Guild tonight for the NBC Universal film event and I met Too Close Spitter, who spit on me every time he talked.  Red Flag.  Too Close Spitter tells me if he could turn back time.  I'm thinking I'd like to turn back time to the time you didn't spit on me.  Too Close Spitter.  Red Flag.  Good Times:)