I stayed too long in Europe once and I was an illegal alien. I love dating illegal aliens. My illegal aliens are really far Italy, Switzerland, Argentina, Holland. I met this hot Latin guy from Columbia the other night. He tells me he's an entrepreneur in Columbia that means he's a drug dealer. Red Flag. I stayed in Columbia when I was living and traveling in South America. At this hotel they asked me if I wanted coke delivered to my room I'm so naive I thought they meant coke the drink so I said sure and then I had to tell them that was not the coke I ordered it's a drink. Everyone in Columbia sold coke your hotel concierge, grandmas, priests.
I'm thinking too bad he's a Columbian drug dealer he's so fun and cute. I danced with the Columbian guy and he shows me his gun, not that gun, a shotgun that shoots off bullets. Red Flag. What does he think he's a rapper packing a shotgun? Columbian guy said he only had one gun. I told him my sister has 12 rifles and hunts in Africa. Columbian Guy freaked out and left. What a wuss?