Thursday, June 30, 2011
Red Flag "Ugly Funny Guy"
I hate blind dates. My friend sets me up with Ugly Guy. Red Flag. Wow, my friend must think I am really ugly. This guy was so ugly but I didn't even care because he was so funny. Alcohol makes everyone hot. Ugly Funny Guy was so fun, smart, and funny I instantly loved this guy. He lives in Burbank so far. Red Flag. Ugly Funny Guy takes me out to karaoke sing and he has a voice like Frank Sinatra. Ugly Funny Guy transformed into this rock star. There's something about a guy singing on stage that's hot. Everyone was so good and he was taking voice lessons from Frank Sinatra's voice teachers, shouldn't they be dead already. I can only sing by myself if there's bad competition or in a group so I don't clear out the bar. Ugly Funny Guy tells me he can't go out with me again because I didn't karaoke sing. Really, you are going to base the future of our relationship on the fact I didn't karaoke sing. Red Flag.