Thursday, June 2, 2011
Red Flag "No Make Out Guy"
I ran into my super cool childhood friend, hot surfer, tan, blonde, been living in Tahiti, super religious. Half way through dating he tells me we can't make out anymore. I tell him, "that makes a lot of sense we already had sex". No Make Out Guy. Red Flag. I tell him what do you mean we can't make out anymore. No Make Out Guy tells me he is trying to live a pure life. I remind him "You work at a bar." No Make Out Guy told me he was a bartender. I stop into the bar to see him; No Make Out Guy is the doorman trying to get me a drink. No Make Out Guy who is trying to live a pure life lied to me. Red Flag. I was surprised that No Make Out Guy would lie that he's a bartender because I am going to come in the bar and see that No Make Out Guy is the doorman. No Make Out Guy invited me to his surf church. I was injured so I told him to save me a seat because I will be late with my crutches. No Make Out Guy tells me he can't save me a seat because he can't make out and is trying to live this pure life. Red Flag. I thanked No Make Out Guy for reminding me to date other guys. No Make Out Guy. Red Flag.