Red Flag "Wine Spiller"

It's always fun to meet nice, cute guys that love to drink wine.  If it wasn't for alcohol I think our population would be cut in half; no one would be getting together.  Wine Spiller was so much fun to go out with except he always spilled red wine on me.  Red Flag.  All my clothes have red wine stains so I could only wear the color red when I went  out with Wine Spiller.  One morning Wine Spiller poured a glass of red wine in my eyes.  My eyes are still drunk and now have red wine stains.  I can't date Wine Spiller my eyes are going to be an alcoholic.  Red Flag.  Wine Spiller.  Red Flag.