Thursday, June 23, 2011
Red Flag "Ex-Boyfriend"
Ex-boyfriend. Red Flag. He got Xed out for a reason. After two years, you forget why you broke up with them when they act so charming. My ex-boyfriend calls me up and is in town and he was so sweet on the phone and I hadn't seen him in two years so I thought it would be fun to catch up. He asked me to have lunch at Boa. I get there and he's all moody and angry. I'm thinking great he's still bi-polar/manic. He tells me he already ate lunch at Soho House. Red Flag. I'm thinking why did he invite me to lunch. He orders himself a glass of wine when I went to the bathroom and then tells me he's too cheap to buy me a glass of wine. He used to own a bank. Who cares? He's not being a gentleman. Red Flag. Ex-boyfriend brings up he still has my vintage cashmere dress and he wore it. Red Flag. I ask him what are you half gay now? He put my dress in storage. That makes a lot of sense to me. What is he going to wear my dress again? A private car comes to take him to the airport and he asks me if I want to go with him to the airport and hook up. What a douche bag? I thanked him for reminding me why I never wanted to date him again. I thought it would be fun to see him but it made me so sad I wasted my time I went to sprinkles and got a cup cake. Ex-boyfriend. Red Flag.